50 Jokes and One-liners About New Brunswick

1. Why did the lobster refuse to leave New Brunswick? It didn’t want to shell out for a one-way ticket!
2. New Brunswick weather is so unpredictable, the weatherman checks with the squirrels first.
3. Why do people in New Brunswick love winter? Because it’s the only time their potholes freeze over.
4. Heard about the New Brunswick fisherman who became a musician? He’s great at casting nets and writing catchy hooks.
5. Why don’t they play hide and seek in New Brunswick forests? Because good luck finding anyone with all those trees!
6. New Brunswick drivers are so polite, even the stop signs say "please."
7. Why did the moose bring a suitcase to Moncton? It heard it was time to pack up and move!
8. New Brunswick is the only place where your GPS might say, “Turn left at the big rock, then keep straight past the moose.”
9. What do you call a lazy fisherman in New Brunswick? A net-loss!
10. New Brunswick is proof that Canada has the most patient people—just ask anyone waiting for spring to arrive.
11. Why do New Brunswickers never get lost? Because they always follow the Bay of Fundy tide.
12. Did you hear about the New Brunswick baker? They make the best "Bun-dy"!
13. If you visit New Brunswick in winter, pack layers. And then pack more layers.
14. Why do tourists love New Brunswick? It’s the only place where “slow-moving vehicle” signs include lobster boats.
15. A New Brunswick local asked me if I wanted to see the tides. I said, “Sure!” I didn’t realize they meant all day long!
16. What’s a New Brunswick concert like? Half music, half mosquito swatting.
17. Why did the scarecrow move to New Brunswick? It wanted to work in a field with potential!
18. If New Brunswick had a national sport, it would be “shoveling snow.”
19. How do you know someone’s from New Brunswick? They can pronounce “Bouctouche” without blinking.
20. What’s the best way to make friends in New Brunswick? Compliment their fiddle skills!
21. Why do New Brunswickers always bring a thermos? Because it’s either hot coffee or hot soup—weather decides!
22. What do you call a fast lobster in New Brunswick? A shell-ebrity!
23. How do you know it’s spring in New Brunswick? The snowplows are parked but the potholes bloom.
24. What’s a New Brunswick fisherman’s favorite instrument? The bass guitar.
25. Why did the lighthouse in Saint John stop working? It wanted to take a day off to reflect.
26. Why are New Brunswickers so good at math? Because they’re always calculating the tides.
27. A New Brunswick farmer once tried city life, but he couldn’t grow attached to it.
28. What do you call a gathering in New Brunswick? A "kitchen party," even if it’s outdoors.
29. What’s the most common pet in New Brunswick? Mosquitoes—they follow you everywhere!
30. Why do tourists love Magnetic Hill? Because it’s the only place they feel like they’re going uphill in life.
31. What did the Bay of Fundy say to the Atlantic Ocean? “I’m feeling a bit tidal today.”
32. How do you spot a New Brunswick camper? They’re the ones who pack bug spray by the gallon.
33. Why did the tree in New Brunswick start a blog? It wanted to branch out.
34. What’s a New Brunswick dog’s favorite season? Winter, because the snow makes fetch epic.
35. Why don’t New Brunswickers trust GPS? Because it never says, “Turn left at the big blueberry field.”
36. How do New Brunswickers deal with long winters? With maple syrup and humor.
37. Why did the lobster blush? It saw the New Brunswick sunset and couldn’t compete!
38. How do New Brunswickers stay calm? They tide it over.
39. What’s the best part about hiking in New Brunswick? You’re never far from a Tim Hortons.
40. What did the moose say to the hiker? “Welcome to my neck of the woods!”
41. New Brunswick is the only place where “too much salt” means both your meal and the ocean.
42. Why do New Brunswickers love fiddle music? It strings them along!
43. What do you call a storm in New Brunswick? A “Fundy fury!”
44. How do you survive a New Brunswick winter? With layers of flannel and layers of patience.
45. Why don’t people in New Brunswick complain about their small towns? Because gossip travels faster than Wi-Fi!
46. Why do New Brunswickers take their time in the woods? Because rushing ruins the view.
47. What’s a New Brunswick tradition? Driving an hour to buy lobster, then saying it’s fresher than anywhere else.
48. Why do they say New Brunswick is Canada’s best-kept secret? Because it’s hidden behind all the trees!
49. Why did the deer cross the road in New Brunswick? Because it was a scenic route.
50. What’s the hardest part about living in New Brunswick? Deciding which beach to visit first!